The Republic of Uprooting Everything is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 345 million Uprooting Everythingians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Uprooting Everythingian economy, worth 13.0 trillion BFBS a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,729 BFBS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Uprooting Everything's national animal is the BFB, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uprooting Everything is ranked 186,774^th in the world and 8,291^st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 921.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.